about us; we’re amazing


Our team is made up of the coolest cats around. Actually the cats are owned by some of the titans in our content and sales departments. The cats are named Riku, Lulu, and Buddy. Sadly, Neptune (the cat, not the planet, or the god) is not longer with us. He went to a farm upstate. That’s also where my grandma lives.

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Are you tired of spending gobs of money without seeing any results to your bottom line? Are you in a constant budget battle with other departments? Do you ever look at your competition, and wonder how they’re able to take SO MUCH market share even though they have such terrible marketing?

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We started with the simplest intention in mind, to make money! However, we then found out that could be difficult especially if you provide the same pile of bologna as almost every other marketing agency in the world. So we went back to the drawing board, and came up with some core beliefs that we feel sum up exactly who we try to be in all of our dealings with other awesome people of this Earth;


#1

Do what you say you will do (this one is surprisingly hard for most businesses)

#2

Fight for every business like your Mom owns it. (This also goes for beggars on the streets. Why? Because if it were your Mom on the street? How would you want other people to treat her?)

#3

Own up to mistakes, come up with solutions, and ask for help (simple Adulting 101)

#4

Play the devil’s advocate, ESPECIALLY when you believe you already know the answer.

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